In school, Hannah and Mariah have free time and get to write in their journals. I haven't seen Hannah's journal but wanted to share what Mariah wrote. This is in her words and the typos are deliberate because I'm following her spelling.
Once upon a time there was a ant and a elephant. The ant name was Cook cook head. The elephant name was Big long trunk. The ant was on the elephant BFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF clube. The elephant was on the ant BFFFFFFFFFFFFFF clube. Cook cook-head is a gril. Big long trunk is a boy. They got mrayed togother. They had some babys. They had a lot of bays.
April 28: The ant had 1,00000000000000000000000000000000000000 babys. The ant tume was a hudred feet big. Ten ware boys. The rest ware grils. The elephet could not care the babys. The ant could care the babys. They were on the T.V. The show was called, Big long trunk and Cook cook head pluse 1,0000000000000000000000000000000000. Just like John and Kate pluse 8.
April 29: The 1,0000000000000000000000000000000000 babys names are Nik, Abby, Matthew, Isice, Abrwe, Shelly, Specre, Hiedi, Paige, Fletcher, Mariah, Hannah, Crute, Jan, Penny, Shanin, Jrit, Megen, Grecin, Mike, Alex, Pam, Molly, Deleana, Deille, Alana, Emily, Erica, Halle, Kloe, Smatha, Charlie
April 30: When the 1,00000000000000000000000000000 baby are Moms and Dads the will be 23. The elepht and ant will be 24. It is because when they got mrayed they had babys a year later.
May 1 Last Chapter: Right now the elepht and ant are 1,000 years old. The kids are 999 years old now. Remember what I told you in the 4th chapter? The ant brithday is May 1st. The elephat brithday is Desuber 29th. The 1,000000000000000000000000000000000 kids brithday is June 22 just like Brock, Hannah, and Mine. They lived happly ever after. The End